SCHOOL RUNNINGS Scoop Neck T-shirt

SCHOOL RUNNINGS Scoop Neck T-shirtPut your shoes on. No, I havent seen your football kit. Heres your sandwiches. Ham. What? You liked ham yesterday. Put your shoes on. Yes, you need a coat, its snowing. Put your shoes on. Since when are you a vegetarian? Kill me now. After youve put your shoes on. You cant have too many t shirts, especially if youve got kids who wipe their noses on you all day. This one has a nice and flattering scoop neck, and its super soft. And because its organic

“Put your shoes on. No, I haven’t seen your football kit. Here’s your sandwiches. Ham. What? You liked ham yesterday. Put your shoes on. Yes, you need a coat, it’s snowing. Put your shoes on. Since when are you a vegetarian? Kill me now. After you’ve put your shoes on.” 

You can’t have too many t-shirts, especially if you’ve got kids who wipe their noses on you all day.

This one has a nice and flattering scoop neck, and it’s super soft. And because it’s organic cotton, printed on demand in a renewable energy-powered factory, and comes in plastic-free packaging, it’s environmentally friendly. Buy one of these and you’re basically Greta Thunberg. If she was wearing a nice t-shirt with snot on it.

PLEASE READ BEFORE PURCHASE - IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING SIZES, EXCHANGES AND RETURNS: 

• Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. We’re no mathematicians but trust us, those numbers equal QUALITYYY.
  
  
• GM free. You will find absolutely no GMs hiding in our t-shirts, guaranteed.
  
  
• Not tested on animals. OK, we did once put one on Helen’s cat, but he liked it.
  
  
• Does not contain animal-derived products. We stopped doing the wool t-shirts as they were a bit scratchy.
  
  
• Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech. We loathe high waste printing tech.
  
  
• Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Actual people with clipboards came round and ticked the boxes with little pens like the ones you used to get in Argos.

How long does delivery take?

Some items are printed on demand, this may take anywhere from 3-10 working days before items are dispatched, however at peak times the dispatch time can be longer. Helen can only lick so many envelopes a day. Please note your items may arrive separately. And delivery is FREE within the UK!

I’ve got ketchup on the front. How do I wash it?

Machine wash cool, inside out with like colours. Only non-chlorine bleach. Hang dry flat. Do not tumble dry, medium/hot iron. Do not iron decoration. Do not chuck it in the machine with your son’s football kit, put it on a boil wash, and hope for the best.

How does it fit?

We’ve specially chosen these t-shirts for their comfy fit. The tees are available in sizes from XS to XXL - please check our size guide for reference before buying. Each item is customised, so sorry, but we can’t refund or replace items if you order the wrong size or colour, or just change your mind. Damaged or faulty items are refundable, obvs. We’re not monsters.

Please check the size guide before you order your item! Thank you!

Organic Scoop Neck T-Shirt

Measurements are in centimetres.

Bust: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits. Don’t squash the boobs.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up. Try not to think about where they used to button up before lockdown.

Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.

If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two. Comfier anyway, innit.

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